Little King TrashMouth
Bob may be the Chaperone King, but no one can claim Little King Trashmouth's throne. To earn this badge, you must be chosen by Linda (or any other occasional drunk lady who likes things to be Alriiiiiiight! )to be king of the raccoons! Enjoy that garbage pizza little buddy!
Oh my God.
Do you like to cook? Are your children always coming up with schemes? Are you PUNderful and no one appreciates it? You might be the Bob in your family. To earn this badge, you must survive your family's antics, even if you must proclaim "Oh My God" all day long.